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1 Re: *** JATEK *** #245 (mind)  9 sor     (cikkei)
2 Melyik a jobb? (mind)  70 sor     (cikkei)
3 Re: *** JATEK *** #244 (mind)  9 sor     (cikkei)

+ - Re: *** JATEK *** #245 (mind) VÁLASZ  Feladó: (cikkei)

naszoval en es letoltottem a DXBall-t a yawnerrol, es csak ajanlani tudom,
mindekinek,

egy olyan jatek melyre a csajotok sem mondja : "mi a fene erdekes ebben
a lovoldozesben".

csak jot,

szin.
+ - Melyik a jobb? (mind) VÁLASZ  Feladó: (cikkei)

Udv
Az alabbi szarkasztikus osszehasonlitast nem en irtam, most talaltam, de
megosztom veletek okulasul. Az MOO2 behelyettesitheto quake-kel vagy
akarmely mas jatekkal. Kerdes, ki melyik ponttal ert egyet? Remelem nincs
olyan aki mindegyikkel?!!! :-}
Udv
Pista


>So which one is better - Master of Orion II or   Sex ?
>
>Master of Orion II can go on for days - from 10:00 am Saturday to 4:00
>am Monday for example.
>Sex will usually last for an hour at the longest.
>
>MOO2 games are always possible if the computer is free.
>Sex is possible only if your partner is free and "in the mood".
>
>You can play MOO2 with a group of friends.
>Most of us can't/don't have sex with a group of friends.
>
>After you're done having sex, you have to wait a while before starting
>a new sexual encounter.
>After you're done playing MOO2, you can start a new game immediately.
>
>If MOO2 doesn't work right, Simtex will patch it within weeks.
>If sex doesn't work right, it takes years of therapy to change that.
>
>If you're caught cheating at MOO2 people laugh at you.
>If you're caught cheating at sex, it results in fights, divorces and
>huge monetary losses.
>
>If you have sex alone, people think that's disgusting.
>If you play MOO2 alone, people think that's OK.
>
>You can play MOO2 over the internet with someone 2000 miles away.
>You have to be in the same room to have sex.
>
>You can get AIDS, or other STD's by having sex.
>You can get mouse shoulder from playing MOO2.
>
>If you're repulsive you can still play MOO2.
>If you're repulsive you probably are still a virgin.
>
>You can eat a sandwich and have a drink while playing MOO2.
>
>You can play MOO2 with exotic aliens.
>
>When you're done having sex, you have to bathe, and change the sheets.
>
>
>BUT :
>
>It's fun to have sex while drunk/with someone who's drunk.
>The CP's will beat you up even on average if you play MOO2 while
>drunk.
>
>It's more fun to have sex in unusual and strange places.
>It's very difficult to play MOO2 other than at the computer desk.
>
>If you're creative during sex your partner will love it.
>If you're creative during MOO2 people call you a wimp.
>
>It usually takes a minimum of $50 to have sex (dinner and a movie)
>It usually takes a minimum of $1500 to play MOO2 (how much was your
>last PC ?)
>
>You can have sex during a power outage (and it may be more exciting).
>
>
+ - Re: *** JATEK *** #244 (mind) VÁLASZ  Feladó: (cikkei)

Hello,

Van-e valaki, aki vegigjatszotta a MYST CD-t?
En ugy gondolom, a vegere ertem, csak olyan kurtan-furcsan
fejezodott be. Semmi nagy zaro movie.
Nem tudom, hogy nem hagytam-e ki valamit.
Megbeszelnem valakivel.

Udv Gasper

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