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1 irjatok neki (mind)  13 sor     (cikkei)
2 Fwd: ez is a birosagon tortent... (mind)  49 sor     (cikkei)
3 a szombati versenyrol (mind)  19 sor     (cikkei)

+ - irjatok neki (mind) VÁLASZ  Feladó: (cikkei)

>Udv Tippelok!
>
>Egy kerdesem lenne: Tudna valaki ajanlani kulonleges (nem 
>disco-szinvonalu) budapesti szorakozohelyeket, ahol egy 10-15 fos 
>tarsasag jol erezheti magat?  (pl. kulonleges kajak-piak, kulonleges zene, 
>jo ha van elo zene, barmilyen stilus (milyen egyuttesek jatszanak), van-e 
>tancolasi lehetoseg,  + erdekelne az is, hogy milyen arak vannak)
>(tehat olyasmi, mint pl. a Sancho Pub)
>
>Koszonom elore is, ha lehet maganemilre,
>Adam       )
>
Irjatok neki a kulonbozo tancos helyekrol. Viking
+ - Fwd: ez is a birosagon tortent... (mind) VÁLASZ  Feladó: (cikkei)

A bírósági ügyekből nem lehet kifogyni...

I HOPE YOU ARE FINE...

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were 
serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for 
the accident) to court.

In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning 
farmer Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 
'I'm fine,'" said the lawyer. Farmer Joe responded, "Well 
I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite 
mule Bessie into the......."

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just 
answer the question."  "Did you not say, at the scene of the 
accident, you were fine?"

Farmer Joe said, "Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer 
and I was driving down the road..."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to
establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this 
man told the Highway Patrolman that he was just fine.  Now 
several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my 
client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply 
answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's 
answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has 
to say about his favoritemule Bessie."

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I 
had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer 
and was driving her down the highway when this huge 
semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck 
right in the side.  I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie 
was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and
didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning 
and groaning.  I knew she was in terrible shape just by her 
groans.
Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the 
scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went 
over to her.  After he looked at her he took out his gun and 
shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his 
hand and looked at me."

He said, "Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. 
How are you feeling?"
+ - a szombati versenyrol (mind) VÁLASZ  Feladó: (cikkei)

A dec. 13-i verseny sponzori problemak miatt elmarad. Ha jol ertesultem, nem
tudtak a csarnokot elore kifizetni.

Egyebkent a Korcsarnok a Stadion szalloval szemben van. A masik kor alaku
csarnok neve: Budapest Sportcsarnok, ahol a puccos kirakodo vasar van.

Ha valaki mindenaron meg akar szabadulni 1500 Ft-jatol es vagyik egy kis
balozasra elegans korulmenyek kozott es jo zene mellett, az menjen el az
Oktogon baljara szombaton a Kozgazdasagi Egyetem aulajaba. Biztosan lesz
hangulat es ter is a tancolasra. Igernek meg musort is.

Ha valaki meg ma, csutortokon olvassa a levelem, ne felejtkezzen el, hogy
este meghallgathatja Varjasi Andras: Etikett (illemtan) es protokoll
(viselkedesi szabalyok) rovid tortenelme c. eloadasat a Belvarosi Ifjusagi
Hazban este 8.15-kor (szinte ingyen).

Mindenkinek u:dvo:zlet
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